We have our first Aisle 9 Cleanups in the queue [1] Hedi Slimane’s timeline creating success at Celine and [2] why it might take as long as five years to “get Dior back on track”.

AI never comes close to writing Anne’s posts. But I do run my core thinking through AI in case it responds “that’s bullpucky”.

I also stopped to read a third commentary on the topic of the Saks bankruptcy and whether an international VIP should step in to score big for his own stockholders.

Honestly, this Suzie Q needs to stay away from financial topics completely. She’s in way over her head.

And her assertion on the MGC mess she left at Dior not only got an AI bullpuckey. It came out in all caps. [Okay, I made up the part about the caps.] But it shredded Suzie Q’s assertion with a meat cleaver gone mad. You’ll see.