Fine. Now that my little rant The Horrors of Stiletto Seduction with Fat Ankles is a hit with readers, I felt like a holiday gremlin today, seeing this gorgeous Christian Louboutin window in Paris, thanks to a new discovery Le Journal des Vitrines.

I was just tired of being ‘man handled’ that day. When Barbie has fat ankles that must be slimmed down to size, I find myself grasping the reality that I will never measure up … no way, no how. Don’t misunderstand me; I fight a valiant beauty battle.