Tory Burch [IG] strikes up the band, taking her Spring-Summer 2024 Campaign to Marfa, Texas, a small desert town in west Texas. population 1,748. Marfa has a very big reach both east and west as an arts center. Those damn liberals keep showing up in Marfa, trying to wreck the whole state of Texas, from the point of view of Governor Greg Abbott.

Texas Republicans fume for weeks when sly liberals sneak into the Lone Star State and make a video like this one. In fact, the arrival of this great campaign starring Grace Elizabeth, Ida Heiner and Selena Forrest is deeply political — perfectly timed as a clapback to the freakin’ absurd MAGA meltdown over Taylor Swift this week.

Anne knows how committed Tory Burch is to women’s rights in any year, but especially 2024 when our imperfect American democracy is on the line. My friends, believe all those swooning about the Tory Burch handbags words you’re reading on other websites. Just understand that this video is a fashion world call-to-action volley — BOOM!

AI isn’t quite sophisticated enough — yet — to pick up Tory Burch’s subversive intention in this video. But Anne sees through this little masquerade right away.

Only Taylor Swift appearing on horseback, disguised as a member of the Texas Rangers, but then jumping off her stallion and into the street guns blazing [in the air] to save Grace, Ida and Selena from an impending arrest would make this advert any better. What is their crime? Disturbing the peace.

Photographer Jamie Hawkesworth [IG] would be stupified over the entire scene but covering all the action from every angle. Meanwhile Brian Molloy does an excellent job styling this production, with hair by Jimmy Paul and makeup by Dick Page.

Molloy’s skirts are short enough to run fast in, and we noted the sneakers. Maybe they jump in the back seat of that low-rider silver-white car, but it’s a two-door. It could be dicey. And don’t forget Taylor. This is the Marines, ladies. You gotta take the last woman out, cuz they’ll kill her in Texas for her disobedience.

The new Tory Burch campaign is far more than “an invitation to embrace a brighter, more optimistic season.” We’re not optimistic. As American women we’re scared as hell from ages 10 to 100. But this video inspires Anne a whole lot. She likes the beat.

This campaign is a subversive call to action. It’s so bad. Are you registered to vote my American friends? Because we are calling on all strong, confident, young women of different racial backgrounds [and the guys who join us] to be marching TOGETHER to the ballot box in November. NO ARGUMENTS until 2025.

American women can make history in 2024. College-educated women of every skin color have long supported issues like reproductive health, climate action, racial equity and justice. But young white women without a college degree have tended to vote Republican in America.

In the last five years, we’re watching a major swing with younger white women in their voting patterns. You will not find Anne dinging these young American women about anything for the next 10 months. I believe in them totally.

This 2024 election can be the first time in American history that white women in all age cohorts voted for women’s rights, human rights, racial justice, body autonomy, the environment, fair wages, union wages and democracy at the very top.

If it’s only majority white women 45 and under, we’ll take that, too. That’s enough to take us over the top — no matter who else is mad at the Democratic party.

ALL Swifties hop on board. I’m sure your leader will have much to say about the election. And her fabulous darling Travis Kelce not only made a “get vaccinated” video for Pfizer, but he also took a knee with Colin Kaepernick. That’s quite a guy — besides being a heavy-duty winning NFL football player. Who knew!

For the record, Anne has given her body over to Pfizer, due to my deep concern about many deadly diseases returning that were stomped out for good in America. They can poke me all they want. I get tested before it goes to you guys. So thanks, Kelsey.

This is why Tory Burch is REALLY in Marfa, Texas with a marching band. Anne loves it! Good job, Tory Burch!

I feel like I just watched a coded message from Tory Burch that says “Everybody stay calm. Get registered to vote. We’re in this together. It’s going to be a total bitch of a year. Nasty, nasty things will be said. Just keep that lolly pop in your mouth and smile. Come September - November, you get your beautiful butts to a voting booth ASAP and VOTE. We’re taking these dudes out. Sadly, ladies, this is war.”

PS: Is the Pentagon talking to Selena in what looks like a sandal, but is really a communication device? Does the whole Tory Burch crew also work in PSYOPS for Washington? Is her brand just a deep-state front. Don’t forget, she’s got that dashing French husband Pierre-Yves Roussel.