Gisele Bundchen Covers Dust Magazine FW 2022, Lensed by Luigi and Iango

Update: The totally fabulous Gisele Bundchen was photographed solo for this Dust Magazine fashion story and not with jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente.

Gisele has studied with Valente, and she also signed up both of her and Tom Brady’s children Vivian and Benjamin. The Valente Brothers offer classes in North Miami Beach, Pembroke Pines and Coral Gables Florida.

The duo was seen grabbing a bite to eat at Koji in Provincia de Puntarenas in Costa Rico with both children and Valente’s pal, according to the mass hysteria breaking out.

Here, we’ve added Gisele in action. In speaking about her classes at Valente Brothers, Gisele said:

“I believe the more tools we have in our toolbox the better. I feel stronger, more confidence and empowered since I started practicing self-defense. I feel it’s an important skill for all, but specially for us women. Thank you @ValenteBrothers for being awesome teachers and for making training so much fun. I am looking forward to keep improving. Let’s go!”

Update: Gisele has issued a statement that she is not dating Joaquim Valente and that the photos were cropped to ignore the fact that there were 6 adults and 8 kids on the outing.

Very negative commentary on Gisele has come from Tom Brady fans, suggesting that she has been unfaithful to the star quarterback all along.

That’s pretty grim, considering that there is no evidence of infidelity at all — even though reports are that Tom Brady had lost all physical interest in the Brazilian beauty and theirs was a sexless marriage for a long time.

Those quotes come from Brady’s close friends who only want joy for all parties — Tom Brady and Gisele both — but have complimented Gisele for her handling of a ‘lifeless’ situation that had gone on for years.

So let’s spare Gisele Bundchen the Biblical harlot, rotten-tomatoes spectacle of baseless accusations. But hey, Tom Brady is a big Trump and Fla Gov. Ron DeSantis supporter, so I suppose it makes sense that Gisele is the one dodging bullets. God said that white men can do no wrong, and these dudes remind us of the fact every damn day. And they made special exceptions for Kanye West and Herschel Junior Walker, due to their innate Godly natures.

 

Gisele Bundchen in Dust Magazine Summer 2022

Dust Magazine, a European biannual about “fashion and its opposites” was born in 2010, and is based in Berlin. In hyper intellectual language Dust explains its mission:

The intent of the project is to explore the universe of youth, in the context of a present time marked by a continuous state of crisis. Our interest is to enlighten the genuine and non-codified aspects of youth and of the new emerging generation by directing our gaze far from institutionalized geography and trends, and above the current standardization that tends to conform the experience of youth in regulated forms.

Unfettered in their choices of models and content, the counter-culture, Dust magazine youth rebellion chooses Gisele Bundchen, 41, as their Fall 2022 cover star. AOC hopes that Gisele has an in-depth interview on environmental action.

Gisele is styled by Michael Philouze in body-baring fashion bits including the infamous MM mini. Luigi Murenu and Iango Henzi [IG] shoot Gisele’s fashion story in black and white images./ Hair by Aleksandra Sasha Nesterchuk; makeup by Georgi Sandev

Dust adds yet another top member of the “universe of youth” to the editorial mix — the divine Lara Stone, 38 — lensed by Roe Ethridge.

More Gisele Bundchen recent fashion stories. It was obvious early last summer that Gisele had “flipped a switch” of some kind. Her transformation was almost primordial, as if she was rising like a phoenix from the ashes and back into her sensual self. It was as if she had come alive again.