‘Never in my wildest dreams did I think I’d be on the cover of FHM,’ said 20-year-old Essex-born Rochelle Wiseman.

And neither did my nan! I never thought anyone would want to see us prancing around in our underwear, but apparently they do.’

The fear of stripping naked in front of a lover is a perilous thought for most women. Legions of us cry that seducing our partner objectifies us — even if we women are in control of the performance. It’s forbidden!

Sorry, the art of seduction is not forbidden in my playbook. I encourage it, because it gives a woman confidence, once she gets the guts to do it.

It broke my heart — actually I sent a rare nastygram — reading  a “10 Tips for Feeling Always Sexy with Your Guy” article a couple years back.  Put pink lights in your bedroom, it advised. Your butt will look smaller when you’re walking naked into the bathroom, and he won’t see your cellulite.