Martha Stewart is well aware that a domestic diva can be the greatest femme fatale of all.  Martha hasn’t fooled me for years. She may be talking about preparing the garden for spring planting, but suddenly we’re in the midst of a discussion about her $1200 Thumper vibrator that does double duty in the garden.

Noting that Martha Stewart’s Fashion Model Days zoomed into out top read spot, and writing that vibrator sales are up 60% over at Durex, I Googled Martha+vibrators to see if the empress of bedrooms was behind the surge.

Sure enough, here is Martha on Gawker TV being utterly scandalous with vibrating garden tools.

Martha Stewart and Howard Stern

In 2006 Martha Stewart held her own against Howard Stern, which is damn near impossible. Martha rolled.

When Stewart mentioned that she’d like to go out on more dates, Stern said, “But I thought you wanted me.” She responded, “I did. But then I met you.” More from EW Popwatch:

When he pressed on about prison life — “Who came on to you?”, she replied, “Some girls who looked like boys. Some had mustaches and beards. I’d be walking to the street and I’d be like, ‘How’d that boy get in here?’ And it was a girl. They’d want to have lunch with me,like a lunch date. Everybody in prison has a business plan. I’d have lunch with them if they were interesting.”

He followed with, “You never saw two girls getting it on?”