Gisele Bündchen's Balmain Spring 2024 Campaign by Rafael Pavarotti AOC Fashion

If you believe in the dopamine dressing effects of bold colors on the brain, the new Gisele Bündchen Balmain Spring 2024 campaign is better than a 90% bioavailability liquid infusion of vitamin B.

The top-of-the-mountain, Brazilian supermodel’s pinup status is also brain-activating, generating a positive response in liberal and progressive brains.

Scans of human brainwaves rule as truth, no matter what Gisele’s subjects say in surveys. Typically, the conservative brain goes haywire, trying to discredit and negate the woman generating its positive response to energy-infused sensual images like these by Rafael Pavarotti [IG].

Gisele, you can use your brain-activation talents in a patriotic way for your second-home country.

How about joining forces with Taylor Swift in an American 2024 presidential election get-out-the-vote campaign? No choosing sides; just get folks to register in their states and vote for their preferred candidate.

As Trump bears down on Taylor Swift in the coming months, she could use a shoulder to lean on.

Don’t worry, yummy mummy. Just show off your Jiu-Jitsu moves, Gisele, and MAGA will stand down.