Keep Your Sexual Wits About You, Then Steal Thomas Pink's New Commuter Tie
/When it comes to getting the new Thomas Pink tie for your very own self, a Smart Sensuality woman can’t expect a savvy man to just hand it over, on the train from Greenwich to Grand Station.
If the truth be told, most Wall Street guys like a femme fatale, sometimes dominant (ortougher) woman, willing to take charge in the bedroom. Trust me; I know these things.
Smart Sensuality women must be ingenius in co-opting this tie for our own tuxedos.
Use your imagination, my dears. Trick him into thinking that he’s about to have the sexual romp of his life. Let him download your SKYPE voice into his ipod, quivering in anticipation over a message telling all the delicious things you will do, after unloosening his tie.
When you’ve got the guy where you want him — blindfolded and up against the wall — with your knee strategically placed, so that he is breathlessly savouring your next move, whip off the tie and run.
Run fast and move to Manhattan’s East Village, where he will never find you.
Alternatively, buy a Thomas Pink commuter tie of your own and wear it without a shirt, just an impeccably cut, navy blue coat dress. The boardroom will be eating out of your hand.
Whatever you do, ladies. Just get one! Anne