via MarthaStewart.comMartha Stewart is a Smart Sensuality woman who makes cupcakes and frozen souffles that remind me of breasts. No, I’m not being an irreverent, self-promotional liar.

I hold Martha Stewart in such high regard that I’m studying her Twitter profile today, to see just how she manages to be such a modern, hip technophile woman. Martha is hands on, so I don’t believe that she has abdicated the heavy Twitter lifting to 20-somethings.

Martha knows the score.

Writing now on the sensual health benefits of strawberries with a determination to impress our distinguished new cardiac doctor, who is monitoring the health benefits of my assumptions and words of wisdom, I was detoured into the truth about Martha Stewart, after happening upon her cupcake photos.

So sorry, Dr. Frank. Are you certain that you’re willing to stake your professional reputation on me? Please don’t reconsider.

This cupcake photo, which reminds me of perky nipples, and comes from Martha Stewart’s Cupcakes, via Taste and Tell blog totally derailed me, soon to be followed …

… by this one, Sprinkles’ Strawberry Cupcakes, reminding me of perfect mounds of breasts. I’ve written before about Martha’s penchant for cupcakes, inviting spanking erotica writer Rachel Kramer to join her on Valentine’s Day.