Terry Richardson is the most unsexy man I can think of. Presumably, I’m not his dream girl either.

Terry Richardson for Pirelli Calendar 2010I won’t beat a dead horse, but I have NO confidence that Terry Richardson can photograph a woman from her point of view, capturing her inner essence. Terry Richardson is a pornographer, and I don’t object to the medium — although I personally prefer erotically-presented art, a la Ellen von Unwerth, who is hotter than Hades right now.

Ellen von Unwerth’s New York Moment

Given that the subject of curvy women, as we are not called, is filled with emotional undertones, I wish V Mag would have chosen a roster of photographers who genuinely appreciate women for their Janurary 2010 issue on multi-size women.

Neither Richardson or Lagerfeld adores women — on women’s terms, rather than their own.

Lagerfeld, in particular, says it’s a tough world out there, and women had better get used to it. He’s right, of course. Karl Lagerfeld is brilliant. Does he appreciate women’s inner life or softer qualities? I doubt it. Lagerfeld thrives on being the kaiser with his women. Need I say more?

Even when he’s trying to shoot upscale photography, Terry Richardson shows zero depth in his portrayal of women. He’s the porn director in charge, and we have a lot of them in America. Anne