4-D VS Angels Could Welcome Virgin Atlantic into New York Air Space

Speaking seriously, I scare myself sometimes, the way my mind works. Here’s the progression of events.

Tonight’s unveiling of Ralph Lauren’s 4-D hologram technology in New York and London caused a moment of wit over the upcoming Victoria’s Secret fashion show. I’m not a fan of the wings, but my creative mind certainly sees the marketing opportunities ahead.

Writing Ralph Lauren’s 4-D Holograms | Will VS Angels Go Airborne? I said:

Think about it. Pro football teams could hire the Angels to fly alongside their planes, when they land in a city. I’m sure the technology can be beamed out from the airplane.

The Chinese could hire the Angels to blanket America in bikinis, while they shut off our supplies of earth metals for good. Sorry. We don’t mean to paint Ralph Lauren’s 21st century technology with sinister intentions.

Welcome to the brave new world of 21st century marketing. And keep 4-D Angels away from the Statue of Liberty. It could be the ultimate terrorist’s diversion takedown. via Sensuality News

End of story? Never with me.

Virgin Atlantic Sexy Ad Campaign

Five minutes later, I’m watching the video of Virgin Atlantic’s new global ad campaign, created by RKCR/Y&R

The glamorous, politically-incorrect with women Virgin Atlantic brand will be airing the $9M TV campaign for the first time ever, in cities across the United States, including New York, Washington, Boston, San Francisco, LA and in the UK.

It’s true that we have no male flight attendants on film and no women business travelers.

The ad is so damn cheeky, that the Smart Sensuality woman in me loves it, even though I deserve to be pummelled with rotten tomatoes, given my adamant feminist credentials.

Jezebel can throw a banana cream pie in my face in the future. 

My lack of feminist backbone is off-point, however. What wowed me wasn’t the overt seduction of male travelers by the Virgin girl crew, but the fact that they were soon flying around in the sky around the Statue of Liberty.

So I got the future slightly wrong when I wrote on Sensuality News of Delta about hiring the 4-D hologram Angels to bring their planes up the East River. And with all due respect to the Virgin Atlantic professionals, I’d go for Angels in the sky.

Richard Branson should get on the phone with Ed Razek.

After all, they hung out together with Russell James, lensing all the beautiful models for nude art photography book V2 at Branson’s Necker Island. Imagine 4-D Miranda Kerr and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, outfitted in custom Virgin Atlantic bras and bikinis which could be sold on Virgin Atlantic flights.

You’re flying into New York airspace and look out your window to see a 4-D fleet of Victoria’s Secret Angels welcoming you to New York. Forget Delta; this is a Virgin Atlantic idea.

Now about the terrorist plot part of my original reverie.

Let’s not piss off the Brits at the G-20 meeting this week, OK. Perhaps they haven’t actually forgiven us for the Tea Party rebellion and Revolutionary War. Then we will need Angels in nursemaid costumes, although I’m sure that can be arranged. Anne