Oprah was unusually candid with with transgender model Lea T today, using the word ‘penis’ with ease and not worrying about TV network censors who closely monitor any discussion of body parts.

Oprah raised a key question that we hadn’t considered, to be honest. “How do you hide your penis?” Oprah asks, flashing a few gorgeous images of Lea T on stage. Lea answered with charm and frank grace, saying it hurt. Stupid us; we hadn’t thought of that.

We’ve followed Lea T since day one, and the Oprah viewer onslaught has resulted in tremendous traffic here at AOC — our single biggest hour ever and we’re going strong.