We adore the Abbey Clancy photos by Alasdair McLellan in ‘A Bit of Liverpool’ for LOVE Magazine #4. All that sepia tint goes a long way to assure us that the ciggie hanging out of Abbey Clancy’s mouth doesn’t discredit her as the fresh-faced embodiment of real-life glamour.

It all sounds a bit too Jackie-O to us, so we set off to learn more about Abbey Clancy, WAG girlfriend of Peter Crouch. Woops. The tabloids say that Abbey Clancy got the earth-shattering news two weeks ago that her fiancé had allegedly gone undercover with a £800-a-night prostitute.

The word is that Abbey Clancy has told Peter Crouch that she intends to make him grovel and that Peter has to inform her of his whereabout at all times. Speaking from the couple’s £3million home near Weybridge, Surrey, Crouch says “We’re OK, she’s let me back into the house and everything’s fine between us.”

Now about all that real-life Abbey Clancy glamour, Liverpool style … if you say so, LOVE Magazine #4.