London Times writer Howard Marks, a self-described Mr Nice author, hedonist and ex-drug smuggler takes us to Egypt this morning, in search of the blue lily. Just between us, we’re going to smoke it.

Seriously now, do you think women are allowed in this place?

Blue Lily Water Trio via Señorashutterbug at FlickrI’m in high gear, drinking French Roast and eager to get on the road. Not so fast says Marks. Slow down and enjoy the scenery.

He’s right, of course. I’ve never been to Egypt and there’s no reason to rush through such grandeur in the cradle of ancient learning and a great civilization.

We arrive in Luxor, meeting George Feltham-Parish, who hands us a Stella beer once we clear customs. Thanks George.

Legend says that the god Osiris brought this beer to Egypt’s people as a medical treatment. A curative document dating from 1,600 BC lists over 100 prescriptions using beer as medicament.

Modern life presents dwellers of Britain’s “stately homes” with a variety of new options for paying the bills. From garden parties to weddings and funerals (I must check out this option), clever, entrepreneurial minds willing to embrace a few strangers running around embrace new and sometimes wildly exciting guest options.

The best strategies involve tapping into the young, marcissists, art lovers and even sex addicts. Turn the stately family birthright into a lucrative porn shoot location. Just be careful that enchanted guests don’t wander down the wrong staircase.

Curious? The London Times takes us on a tour of fresh thinking about renting out the grandest of mansions.

Susan Boyle for US Harper’s Bazaar “Unsung Hero”Harper’s Bazaar photographed Susan Boyle at Cliveden this summer.

Readers daydreamed in more ways than one. If Susan Boyle can indulge in the good life at Cliveden, what not us?

I think Susan’s stay at Cliveden was on the “up and up”, being surrounded by a pack of fashionistas, stylist, celeb photographer — hardly the kind of people we expect to find at an orgy.

The only lying around Susan might have done was getting a good night’s rest and perhaps enjoying her first hot stone massage.

Now that’s living the good life.