STRETCHY, TIGHT AND BARELY THERE: THIS SUMMER’S FASHION RULES

Cindy Bruna covers The Sunday Times Style Magazine July 31, 2022, posing in a bra top, skirt and boots from Givenchy, accented with Messika jewelry.

Marine Braunschvig chooses outfits from Alaïa, Chanel, Loewe, Jacquemus and more for ‘The Big Reveal’, paired with Messika jewelry throughout for images lensed by David Ferrua [IG].

The magazine asks: “You’ve heard of good old-fashioned cleavage, but what about bum cleavage?”

The derriere is fashion’s new erogenous zone — as evidenced by recent shows at Alaïa, Gaultier, and Schiaparelli. Breasts are back, plunging sweetheart necklines and neoprene corsets. Earlier in 2022, Miu Miu’s micro-mini signalled a throw-down against pure modesty that accomplished nothing except the loss of abortion rights in America.

I’m not sure why we can’t find a happy medium between baggy sweat pants and bum cleavage, which will definitely give Republicans a real-deal example of why they must lower the boom on Amerian women.

Then again, I’m in such a good mood after watching Michael Pollan’s Netflix documentary series ‘How To Change Your Mind’ with psychedelics, that I won’t derail my glorious state of mind over fashioonable butt-baring.

Steve Jobs is featured in the first episode, and the master of Mac attributes much of his creativity to LSD use in college.