Okay, people. Blow me over. Pick us up off the floor. We have a sexy, glamorous Gisele Bündchen in all her fierce-Brazilian, powerful-woman glory covering V Magazine 136. Wait up. There’s an abundance of riches — the true supermodel has FIVE, count them FIVE covers — and she is just being the super sensual , global environmentalist beauty that IS Gisele Bündchen. Buy it.

Will this celebration of one ‘Giselerama’ fashion icon all alone in the spotlight, looking old-fashioned glam and sexy on steroids, cause Twitter to lose its mind in condemnation? Maybe. But just think, V Magazine, of all the quiet spirits you have resurrected from the dead today. Starting with mine.

OMG — a sexy Brazilian woman high-stepping it through a sea of men. It’s parochial, and there must be at least 10 transgressions against today’s fashion-acceptable magazine content in these spectacular images. But it’s FABULOUS!

Thank you; thank you; thank you, V Magazine. CLEARLY, no committee approved this fashion story, but AOC is behind you 110%. If you need reinforcements to handle any rotten tomatoes being thrown your way, just let me know.

Yikes. It looks like Gisele’s hair is blowing in the wind, and it’s getting dangerously close to that young studmuffin’s inner thigh. Gisele is such a corruptress.

V Magazine could set up a thank you fund, and I will contribute. So should you, dear readers. Gro Curtis styles the super-vixen, yummy-mummy, hot wife in Armani Privé, Chanel, Dior Haute Couture, Norma Kamali and more. Cartier’s ‘on the prowl’ panther jewelry is sublime perfection in this moment.

Photographer Blair Getz Mezibov [IG] starts an absolute bonfire with these images in V 136. May it ignite more fires in fashion world because sensuality is not only good for the soul; it keeps you young and in touch with yourself. I’m a firm believer that positive sensuality also promotes world peace instead of all this hate and murdering of innocent people. So there you go. Amen, V Magazine. ~ Anne

Gisele, Mezibov and the creative team are on locaion in Miami, Florida at The Ritz-Carlton South Beach and Miami Dade College. As for Cartier’s ‘Indomptables de Cartier ‘ range, it is and always will be one of my favorite most favorite jewelry collections.