Supermodel original Linda Evangelista covers the February 2024 issue of Zeit Magazine [IG]. Linda is styled by Katelyn Gray for images shot in Soho, New York City by Cass Bird [IG]. / Hair by Bob Racine; makeup by Romy Soleimani

Linda Evangelista says about Cass Bird: “She gets me.”

Unadulterated Ignorance on Display

The lowest rung of the fashion commentariat put their ignorance on full display with regard to Linda’s scars reveal on one cover of Zeit.

Note to the Commentariat

When shooting a gun at a human as a commentariat member, the saying goes “ready, aim, fire”. Part of “ready” involves asking yourself if this person really deserves to be metaphorically shot down by your comment. And do you have your facts in order?

Additionally, when one member of the commentariat reveals absolute ignorance and stupidity, there’s no reason for others to chime in with equal ignorance.

Linda Evangelista’s Double Mastectomy

Google exists to help validate whether Linda Evangelita’s breast scars are from a ‘boob job’ or a more serious life event. In about five seconds, Google will make it clear that Linda Evangelista has experienced not one, but two bouts of breast cancer in recent years. The first was in December 2018 and the second in July 2020.